I got to admit something. I hate the Nets. As far as I’m concerned, anybody that roots for the Nets is a bum, and anybody that starts following them after they move from New Jersey might as well move to Boston, is how I see it. Having said that, I got to say that I definitely think that they are making a really dumb move by trading away all their good players for one good player. And on top of it, he isn’t even that good! I’m just saying, where I come from (NEW YORK) we have two rules:
1. “Never Underestimate the Heart of a Champion”
2. “Count the Rings, Bitch”
It is our never dying belief in these two things that have made New York the city of champions in the past, the present, and the future. We are the best city, and because we believe in the heart of champions like Derek Jeter, we get to count as many rings as we want, Bitch. Boom!
But, the fact that New York is the greatest city on earth is not the reason I think Dwight Howard is overrated. I think he’s overrated because he doesn’t have the heart of the champion and if you don’t believe me, then you know what to do!
The guy’s a bum, and I’m definitely not the only person that thinks that. He got his coach fired in Disney and he can’t shoot free throws. I’m not an expert in these things, but if someone got their coach fired in Disneyland and they also can’t shoot free throws, chances are they are a bad guy and if not, definitely without the heart of a champion. I mean, what type of player misses the entire first round of the playoffs AND the Olympics? I’m not saying he’s a bad guy, but if I learned one thing living in the City That Never Sleeps, it’s that America is the greatest country on earth, and if you aren’t even willing to wear the Red, White and Blue in the Olympics, you’re nobody I’d want on my team, I don’t care how much of a hot shot you are. This is America, chief; either you support it or you can go play in China with Yao Ming. But facts are facts, and even if he supported America, he’d still be overrated.
Listen, you think I’m wrong? Just look at the stats: he doesn’t shoot threes, he doesn’t assist, and he doesn’t steal the ball nearly as much as LeBron James and he doesn’t even has as many blocks as JaVale McGee. And on top of that, he’s never won a championship and based on my previous argument where I proved that championships are all the matter, that means he isn’t the best player. And if he isn’t the best player, and they are talking about him all the time, that means he’s overrated.
Sorry if you don’t like what I have to say, but I have definitely proven that the Nets are not very smart for trying to get Dwight Howard because I have proven that Dwight Howard is overrated. Case closed.